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Ingrid uncovers prehistoric institutional lies and takes you, the only way possible, in a long roundabout way across the world via a series of bizarre "Strange Stories". 1 Tongue, 2 Indonesia, 3 Guam, 4 Antics, 5 Monarch, 6 Turtles, 7 Starfish, 8 Dolphin_Sex, 9 Bahrain, 10 Arabia, 11 HongKong, 12 Lebanon, 13 Maryland, 14 England, 15 Head_banging, 16 Columbia, 17 Bolivia.


In exact punctuation, as taken from the Sex fLaws website , the subject sentences are shown here in quotes and further down they are shown in italics; - arranged in the same order as in the Cartesian map shown above.

The three Strange Stories most similar are "In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the -animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is -punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) " and "In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous -husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any -manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) " and "Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also -applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all -times. (A brick??) "

The two Strange Stories most dissimilar are "The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue... -(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!) " and "In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the First time this happens, her mother -must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) "

The next two most dissimilar are "Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in -tropical fish stores. (But of course!) " and "And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts. - ".


Civilizing_Effects.

Some personal speculation of mine re-jigging localized continental drift that started when I became psychic as to the history of a local placenta and foreskin cult. The approximate cause of my becoming psychic could also have to do with both the enormity of the secret held by the small number of people making up this tribe and their location in relation to me. That saying, "you cannot become one of them unless your placenta is buried along with theirs", was told to me by the guy I called "Muriwai Dundee". He only told me because he wanted my daughter to have his children. Instead they seem to have put curb feelers out for their wickerman.


In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them -during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. -(Do they look different reversed?) .


Atlantis.

Bear with me on this while I speculate that they would have to be carrying a history changing secret. I could not find proof that the Drake Passage did not close during the last climate change. If it did happen, that the existing shallow ridge silted up with a sediment barrier due to an earth rotation anomaly flinging a broken ice shelf into the gap, then the currents of the southern oceans would warm parts of the Antarctic coast line, making it similar to Greenland, to the extent that when the Scotia Plate fractured away from the Pacific plate, it and a micro continent called Atlantis could have sunk, causing another opening of the Drake Passage along the Shackleton Fracture. Then the deep scouring of the Antarctic Circumpolar Current would have removed all traces of a second opening.


Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in -tropical fish stores. (But of course!) .

Finding what to write here got me wondering about the role of humans harnessing dolphins into land-based hydraulic wheel-less vehicles for the 14,000 miles of unusually high curbed and channeled precision made flat stoned roads along the pacific coast of South America. I thought hard about what such a vehicle would look like and went to google "Inca" "Dolphins". Have a look at the photo right down the bottom of this link about Inca and Intihuatana. I could have sworn that was what I visualized a dolphin harnessed chariot to look like. Maybe it's not just a sundial when looked at a certain way. Harnessed dolphins, gutter-talking to their Guaraní riders, pressed to exert hydraulics against the side of a rolling bladder of some kind, is another way of looking at it.

http://www.crystalinks.com/incan.html


Old_Civilization.

It was to Muriwai Beach then, that a local descendant of a famous family, who made machine guns and ran shipping lines, and who Freijo The Assassin recounted to be a family tied up for a long time with British intelligence, told me that this tribe had always been living in their Muriwai valley, deliberately keeping it as a village.


In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman -and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough -problem that they had to pass this law?) .

To guess where they came from or whether there is anything in this, it is safe to say that their true origins would have to be concealed, although known about at the highest levels.

I am reading A VANISHED ARCADIA, "Being Some Account of the Jesuits in Paraguay", 1607 to 1767 By R. B. Cunninghame Graham 1901. To squash the fragments of american mythology from disclosing our beginnings, I am amazed now to think that these early CIA Reductions may have been a quasi renditioning for their secret 400 year lease granted earlier by the Chinese. Otherwise some overly bright half-caste people might come to believe that the world was once repopulated by Hobbits. Can't have that.


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. -(Who volunteers for this stuff?) .

All the geological reports I downloaded say the Drake Passage opened 25+ million years ago but a few speculated about how it could close again for a short time. After all we know the Panama silted up and closed that ocean passage. Furthermore, notwithstanding the fact that lying oil companies like Shell Oil produced these reports, we all know how reliable their reserve estimates turned out to be. Maybe this could make a good conspiracy. I think the British don't want this known which is maybe why they muscled in there in the first place hundreds of years ago. Maybe that is why Hitler was there too.


Pack'n_Up.

On Google Earth I saw the name Thule at the bottom of the South Sandwich Islands. I remembered that Hitler was in the Thule Society. I also speculate that what they, the British, did was to give names to all the Antarctic places to dupe the same names from their end of the world. Did they hope this would lead people away from bibliomantic investigation? They even have internet pages saying Atlantis is in Scotland surrounded by the same constellation of names as they used around Antarctica.

 

Ingrid.

This is a tool, at least as good as anything the NWO have, that makes me as unique as Stephen Hawking and able to sort all this out.


And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts. - .

Did forebears of this group of people known by the Waitaha land on the North Island and remain population-wise as a small village since they got here? The pre-history of New Zealand's Urukehu Starwalkers can support the theory of a Celtic race evacuating north from the Ross Peninsular after arriving from Chile via a second Antarctic land bridge which was destroyed after the last ice age. My theory is that their civilizing effectively saved the human species by ensuring their repopulating strategy was controlled by a secret society. This specifically left no environmental scrap of evidence to be uncovered beneath later waves of rat infested reverse migration.


Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too) .

Byzantine paths to this conclusion started when I was investigating why a violent criminal was recently released by the NZ parole board after only six months. I went to school with boys from a family called Hunt with 13 kids who lived across from where I now live, in the city. Though their house is gone, being replaced by the National Library, I was somewhat curious because the parolee is named Gregory William Hunt and I am lately experiencing an inordinate amount of time replacing lateral displacements (coincidences). Hunt is the sous-chef (Wumpus) who stabbed a Blenheim taxi driver named Mr. Williamson. He stabbed seventeen times with a carving fork and a piece of the fork is still in the driver's head. The scars were still fresh when Hunt got out. Hunt at first threatened to kill a woman driver from Williamson's firm and then assaulted another during the attack. He was only caught because a large group of drivers walked around the corner as the attack took place. When I saw this, I turned to the internet and my search quickly turned up a link between early American whalers who married into native families on the Chatham Islands east of New Zealand. These Urukehu were a distinctive tribe of Morioris, tall slim fair and wavy-haired Moa hunters. The name Hunt Petroleum is strongly associated with them and the web photo of the great granddaddy HL Hunt bears a strong family resemblance to Hunt the Wumpus whose face appeared on TV for a few seconds. When you see the family nose you will know what I mean but you would need resources for accessing TVNZ video archives to confirm this.


Ground_Zero.

The Maoris came back here because they knew what they were going to find. They were from the first people who knew how to encode DNA into ant-like Brownian patterns to carry the secrets of Atlantis eventually returning them in the steel ships of the Mk-Ultra mind controlled slaves of Project Monarch. The final act in their play is the group suicide of the elites as they leave the rest of us to the fate of Peak Oil. But there is always he, "who screams and wants that one should value his services... It is a sight at which one can die ... but of laughter."

The most highly positively related Constructs are "Young_Civilization" and "Ground Zero". This means that the Strange Stories that score high on "Young_Civilization" also score high on "Ground Zero" & vice versa. The opposite condition applies to "Ground Zero" and "Stages of a Civilization from one to five".

In 1968 Hunt Petroleum reputedly found and hushed up huge oil deposits on the Great South Basin south of New Zealand. We now have Magellan, another Rockefeller company, saying they've snagged a measly half billion barrels or so down there but their fringe leases are not the originals; the records of which aren't visible. This gave cause to create the NZ version of the Gemstone files known as the Opal File, which Google links say summarizes a twenty year secret history of the CIA / Mafia / Government / Roundtable connections. So I have to ask, "When the Hunt patriarch went bankrupt, after failing to corner the silver market, the hotel chains belonging to his Myers in-laws were they asset stripped, leaving much value remaining in NZ hands?" 

The one family member that caught my attention was named after 'South Towne" and his biograph on his http://www.awacs.co.nz website confirms his status as a top person in this group. The first link died and now has to be deep linked  

http://www.awacs.co.nz/moh/AsiaPacificForum.asx

shows on his site is an off-off-internet low bandwidth video. It is a must-see flaunting of their end play. After watching it boringly replay for an hour to completion you will be struck by the analogy to the last stage of an epic journey that this group has undertaken with respect to the transformation of the world's health systems starting with the NHS founding in 1948. This date is critical because it exposed the challenges of the final NHS transformation stage, that they liken to the razor sharp ridge along Hillary's last stage ascent of Everest. I believe these analogies relate to the absolute secrecy of their motives, as expressed in the disclosure by assassinated author William Cooper when he published their training manual known as "Silent Weapons".


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. -(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) .

Is "Hunt the Wumpus" a protection racket for the mob and furthermore is he an assassin for this secret society? I have reason to fear that this self fulfilling mantic pronouncement is why he is now on the outside. For example, within a month of Hunt getting home detention, did a couple of local Motueka dealers, flush with end of harvest cash, that they invested back into their "carpet" business, get called out early one morning by the local fire brigade as the remains of their warehouse reached ground level? But back at the end of the ice age, were Hunt's forebears pondering the best use that could result from cannibalism? I believe they practiced it because the flooding which destroyed the Antarctic land bridge and sunk Atlantis. The resulting wave thereby stripping NZ of sustainable animal protein, left little food for the stranded survivors. This is the central core of my thesis which now, by way of analogy, links to The Chronicles of Pern. It explains how that culture would have behaved if their survivors weren't on a fictional planet in the Rukbat system. Instead I am talking about the Atlantis on Old Earth and suggest survivors in longitudinally challenged sailboats, probably trying to get back to South America, had actually landed at Muriwai Beach on the west coast of the North Island. Even now I find it hard to believe that just a half hour down the freeway from Auckland lives an isolated case of the Norfolk Island Syndrome. Because of the ground water that seeped constantly across our backyard and which traced to a point high up the cliff face, possibly where we lived then was right under its original cave entrances out on the wild west coast at Muriwai Beach. Check out my maps and story at http://ingridx.dynu.net and click on the map reference and zoom out to Muriwai Beach.

 

Young_Civilization.

 

I speculate that inlaid laws governing planet repopulation had to serve different purposes in different places or points on the curve and that my study is the first to sort them out.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue... -(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!) .

To avoid being eaten, their offspring, those Hobbits, the magical, fair-skinned Turehu people and other companions, could easily flee north from Middle Earth on favorable winds and fan out across the Pacific.


The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. -(Much worse than "going blind!") .

Initial kinks on the spiral, such as the no-immigration "Pacific Island" laws made for population control, to avoid the many inevitable Easter Island catastrophes, should give way to those that spur herd like reproduction through the Malay islands, such as losing a hand for masturbation. In those places and on to Asia Minor, I'm suggesting the opposite, that this ancient law churned out many offspring by Amazon (Berber?) warrior women who, by disavowing masturbation in favor of full speed reproduction, ensured their male stallions couldn't shirk double duty in the harem. It turns out that the more women you have then the more women you get, but the real brakes on reproduction came much later as we saw in the last century. After moving west through India, the young civilization applied the brakes towards monogamy and the present one child laws of China. These ancient laws I liken to a fossil record of human behavior. Incidentally, I hadn't consulted my Bizarre Trivia Link for a while and I was wrong a few sentences back. The fact list shows it wasn't losing a hand. It was decapitation. Below in the source of this page is a data-island of my input.


Muriwai.

: Yea.. so nice to know.... but how much reality is in this thought: 0%

Then again, consider why those British surrendered twice by treaty. Once to the Maoris in New Zealand and once when their 1806 invasion of Argentina was routed. Over there they also had to include in their mediation the Tobas; a tribe maybe with DNA very very much like the Maori. The lowly Freemasons who went on to dissemble these treaties probably never knew the full story, as per usual.

By the way, did you hear that in NZ they are calling Bill Clinton a liar when he wrote that his wife was named after Sir Edmund Hillary? That would be seven years before he climbed Everest. However if my story of our origins is true then it would make sense because Hillary, the beekeeper, could easily have been one of THEM (from Atlantis) and was already hand picked to go into history.

It is a well known fact that NZ was by definition the last great land mass discovered by western civilization. Ipso Facto, forgotten now though, in the mists of Masonic contradictions, is that maybe NZ was also the first good land mass found by a people like those from Pern but on Earth known as the Ross Peninsular. Ditto: except that this secret is still being maintained and I witnessed over a period of a month after the solar eclipse of 1999 many preparations surrounding the APEC meeting for a rumored visit to Muriwai Beach by none other than the famous non-inhaling descendant of the Lattas, those 18th century cannabis growers and latter day bootleggers to the Dixie Mafia. Not just to confuse matters, I'm linking to the http://go.to/silentdeath episode that started then at 11:11pm on 11 August, 1999 when I stopped Ingrid spinning in the Video Van and went back into the solar eclipse party. Inside, a self-styled Atlantean Egyptologist was replaying the old poison gas movie, "No To Silent Death". Passing by, I saw two seconds of the same, Bill Clinton, dressed in Russian uniform and yelling, "You're outnumbered ten to one". What is really interesting is that the only communication to acknowledge my find is from Clinton's new Presidential Library which neither confirms nor denies nor gives me permission to use evidence from the film.


Expansive_Population_Growth.

I don't even believe this happened and it is the least likely explanation of how they got here, other than those who think that ubermensch slaves came from the underground basalt layer. In which case, they could pop up any place where adjoining plate trenches of the Earth rise above water. Yet if you read on you'll see my evidence to show the world was "repopulated" quickly at some point. An exact reverse spiral of accepted migration. "They had the boys circumcised because they found out that a man would get aroused quicker, without the foreskin than he would with the foreskin." - Maxwell : Matrix Of Power p.50


Immigrant_culture.

The roadway where some of them live curves in a large S shape rising from Muriwai Beach and winding up a cliff face. You can see a picture of this on my web site. My brain became a differential engine induced by the patterns of sounds concerning their residences surrounding me. You see, I lived at the bottom of the S shaped dead-end road. They saw me as their remote-viewing troll. Which is what I became when I stumbled onto their price fixing property scams. Trading amongst themselves, their agents are able to set rather high prices when enticing newcomers to these areas. Then after an unfortunate winter, with a few land slips thrown in, they are able to show reduced sales values as the poor unfortunates are threatened out of the area. Alongside this scenario up and down the entire country, working with the land office, the growers of the ancient strains of drug come to find the name of he who owns the land, with a nice north east aspect where they want to grow. The next thing that happens is that the owner is burnt out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ingrid takes you, the only way possible, in a long bizarre way round and around the world through "Strange Stories". 1 Tongue, 2 Indonesia, 3 Guam, 4 Antics, 5 Monarch, 6 Turtles, 7 Starfish, 8 Dolphin_Sex, 9 Bahrain, 10 Arabia, 11 HongKong, 12 Lebanon, 13 Maryland, 14 England, 15 Head_banging, 16 Columbia, 17 Bolivia.



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Number

Construct

Ave. Score

Variation

% Variation

Description

1

Old_Civilisation

3.18

42.47

11.55

Stages of a Civilisation from one to five

2

Pack'n_Up

3.12

39.76

10.82

Clean out the trash

3

Immigrant_culture

2.24

29.06

7.91

4

Atlantis

3.88

16.88

4.59

Advanced civilisation fleeing southwards to Atlantis from the ice age catastrophe

5

Saving_The_Species

2.65

25.88

7.04

6

Civilizing_Effects

2.41

28.12

7.65

7

Precursor_to_Government

2.41

30.12

8.19

8

Ingrid

2.82

20.47

5.57

The Present work on Ingridx

9

Muriwai

2.06

24.94

6.79

Muriwai

10

cannibalism

2.00

20.00

5.44

cannibalism

11

Expansive_Population_Growth

2.94

34.94

9.51

Big Bang Peopling

12

Young_Civilisation

2.65

23.88

6.50

13

Ground_Zero

2.76

31.06

8.45

Ground Zero

 

Number

Element

Totals

% Variation

Description

1

Tongue

-3.11

9.33

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue... -(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)

2

Indonesia

2.76

5.70

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. -(Much worse than "going blind!")

3

Guam

1.76

6.45

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside -and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex -for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden -for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute.. Is there any job -anywhere else in the world, that even comes close to this? And if so.. Who gets to deflower the virgin -men?)

4

Antics

4.89

4.49

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own -weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. -(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this research??)

5

Monarch

11.89

5.95

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)

6

Turtles

-4.11

12.30

And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts. -

7

Starfish

-3.11

8.64

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)

8

Dolphin_Sex

-3.11

4.01

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. -(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

9

Bahrain

2.76

3.40

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them -during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. -(Do they look different reversed?)

10

Arabia

0.76

2.92

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also -applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all -times. (A brick??)

11

HongKong

1.76

2.90

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous -husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any -manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

12

Lebanon

-0.24

4.18

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the -animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is -punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

13

Maryland

0.76

2.92

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with -one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages -are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

14

England

2.76

5.51

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in -tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

15

Head_banging

-9.11

7.82

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. -(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

16

Columbia

-2.24

6.07

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the First time this happens, her mother -must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

17

Bolivia

-5.11

7.41

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman -and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough -problem that they had to pass this law?)

 

SECTION 3: Pearson Correlations between Constructs

NOTE: Values range from +100 to -100 with +100 meaning identical, zero meaning no relationship and -100 meaning opposites. With 30 giving significance.

 

Constructs

1 Old_Civilisation

2 Pack'n_Up

3 Immigrant_culture

4 Atlantis

5 Saving_The_Species

6 Civilizing_Effects

7 Precursor_to_Government

8 Ingrid

9 Muriwai

10 cannibalism

11 Expansive_Population_Growth

12 Young_Civilisation

13 Ground_Zero

Number

1_Old_Civilisation

100

35.6

49.2

47.2

24.3

5.1

-0.7

-32.1

-40.5

-72.1

-51.5

-87.7

-94.4

1

2_Pack'n_Up

35.6

100

-10.2

-32.3

-0.9

-26.4

-37.1

53.8

-63.9

-31.9

-72.1

-36.6

-24.3

6

3_Immigrant_culture

49.2

-10.2

100

1.1

16.1

64.2

48.5

-9.4

-23.2

-29.0

0.7

-36.4

-46.8

10

4_Atlantis

47.2

-32.3

1.1

100

24.5

-6.9

3.3

-74.0

35.9

-36.7

19.6

-39.9

-55.1

4

5_Saving_The_Species

24.3

-0.9

16.1

24.5

100

35.1

33.9

-8.9

-6.5

-35.2

35.4

-24.6

-29.7

12

6_Civilizing_Effects

5.1

-26.4

64.2

-6.9

35.1

100

65.7

-7.4

-9.1

-33.7

33.2

-2.0

-11.3

13

7_Precursor_to_Government

-0.7

-37.1

48.5

3.3

33.9

65.7

100

5.0

13.1

-8.1

41.3

-9.4

-1.2

11

8_Ingrid

-32.1

53.8

-9.4

-74.0

-8.9

-7.4

5.0

100

-30.2

14.8

-15.6

26.9

48.8

5

9_Muriwai

-40.5

-63.9

-23.2

35.9

-6.5

-9.1

13.1

-30.2

100

44.8

67.9

54.7

36.8

9

10_cannibalism

-72.1

-31.9

-29.0

-36.7

-35.2

-33.7

-8.1

14.8

44.8

100

30.3

64.1

64.2

8

11_Expansive_Population_Growth

-51.5

-72.1

0.7

19.6

35.4

33.2

41.3

-15.6

67.9

30.3

100

57.6

41.8

7

12_Young_Civilisation

-87.7

-36.6

-36.4

-39.9

-24.6

-2.0

-9.4

26.9

54.7

64.1

57.6

100

86.6

3

13_Ground_Zero

-94.4

-24.3

-46.8

-55.1

-29.7

-11.3

-1.2

48.8

36.8

64.2

41.8

86.6

100

2

 

SECTION Four: Slater related inter-Strange Stories distances as input to PCA

NOTE: Values range from zero (no distance) meaning identical to a distance greater than two (indicating enormous differences in ratings on all constructs). With items in bold exceeding the 30% significance rating.

 

Strange Stories

1 Tongue

2 Indonesia

3 Guam

4 Antics

5 Monarch

6 Turtles

7 Starfish

8 Dolphin_Sex

9 Bahrain

10 Arabia

11 HongKong

12 Lebanon

13 Maryland

14 England

15 Head_banging

16 Columbia

17 Bolivia

Number

1_Tongue

0

0.52

0.85

0.81

1.07

1.21

1.14

0.72

1.18

1.09

1.17

1.19

1.24

1.42

1.30

1.42

1.40

12

2_Indonesia

0.52

0

0.61

0.55

0.77

1.24

1.16

0.73

0.89

0.86

0.97

0.99

1.04

1.16

1.32

1.23

1.31

13

3_Guam

0.85

0.61

0

0.68

0.66

1.30

1.11

0.92

0.64

0.85

0.98

1.00

1.13

1.17

1.41

1.22

1.35

15

4_Antics

0.81

0.55

0.68

0

0.61

1.11

1.00

0.81

0.72

0.89

0.79

0.94

0.96

1.12

1.27

1.15

1.22

14

5_Monarch

1.07

0.77

0.66

0.61

0

1.23

1.03

0.97

0.71

0.87

0.86

1.00

1.03

1.05

1.38

1.14

1.28

16

6_Turtles

1.21

1.24

1.30

1.11

1.23

0

0.39

1.24

1.34

1.34

1.23

1.38

1.16

1.42

1.28

1.38

1.31

4

7_Starfish

1.14

1.16

1.11

1.00

1.03

0.39

0

1.08

1.14

1.16

1.11

1.26

1.06

1.25

1.16

1.26

1.20

5

8_Dolphin_Sex

0.72

0.73

0.92

0.81

0.97

1.24

1.08

0

0.94

0.78

0.88

0.92

0.84

1.02

0.83

0.95

0.89

17

9_Bahrain

1.18

0.89

0.64

0.72

0.71

1.34

1.14

0.94

0

0.51

0.57

0.57

0.72

0.69

1.15

0.85

1.05

11

10_Arabia

1.09

0.86

0.85

0.89

0.87

1.34

1.16

0.78

0.51

0

0.49

0.39

0.59

0.51

0.98

0.87

1.02

3

11_HongKong

1.17

0.97

0.98

0.79

0.86

1.23

1.11

0.88

0.57

0.49

0

0.36

0.57

0.68

0.90

0.81

0.92

1

12_Lebanon

1.19

0.99

1.00

0.94

1.00

1.38

1.26

0.92

0.57

0.39

0.36

0

0.61

0.61

0.97

0.86

1.01

2

13_Maryland

1.24

1.04

1.13

0.96

1.03

1.16

1.06

0.84

0.72

0.59

0.57

0.61

0

0.42

0.70

0.53

0.63

8

14_England

1.42

1.16

1.17

1.12

1.05

1.42

1.25

1.02

0.69

0.51

0.68

0.61

0.42

0

0.91

0.68

0.86

9

15_Head_banging

1.30

1.32

1.41

1.27

1.38

1.28

1.16

0.83

1.15

0.98

0.90

0.97

0.70

0.91

0

0.68

0.47

10

16_Columbia

1.42

1.23

1.22

1.15

1.14

1.38

1.26

0.95

0.85

0.87

0.81

0.86

0.53

0.68

0.68

0

0.40

6

17_Bolivia

1.40

1.31

1.35

1.22

1.28

1.31

1.20

0.89

1.05

1.02

0.92

1.01

0.63

0.86

0.47

0.40

0

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Component

Eigenvalue

% of variation

Cumulated

1

5.02

38.60

38.60

2

3.34

25.72

64.32

3

1.90

14.65

78.97

4

.99

7.64

86.61

5

.51

3.90

90.51

6

.43

3.27

93.78

7

.37

2.87

96.65

8

.19

1.48

98.13

9

.11

.87

99.00

10

.05

.42

99.42

11

.03

.27

99.69

12

.03

.25

99.94

13

.01

.06

100.00

 

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% axis

Y axis = 2

%axis

Zaxis= 3

%axis

Sig

%Plot

Description of Strange Stories

Nmbr

Tongue

-4.387

13.6

-.39

0.2

-3.515

22.9

96.2

10.9

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue... -(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)

1

Indonesia

-3.598

9.1

1.437

2.2

-1.706

5.4

92.5

6.2

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. -(Much worse than "going blind!")

2

Guam

-3.512

8.7

2.101

4.7

.342

0.2

84.3

5.8

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside -and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex -for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden -for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute.. Is there any job -anywhere else in the world, that even comes close to this? And if so.. Who gets to deflower the virgin -men?)

3

Antics

-2.992

6.3

.8

0.7

.176

0.1

76.4

3.3

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own -weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. -(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this research??)

4

Monarch

-2.603

4.8

1.549

2.5

1.838

6.3

75.8

4.3

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)

5

Turtles

-2.384

4.0

-5.749

35.0

2.163

8.7

98.0

15.0

And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts. -

6

Starfish

-2.048

3.0

-4.57

22.1

2.225

9.2

97.2

10.3

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)

7

Dolphin_Sex

-.539

0.2

-.235

0.1

-3.278

20.0

86.7

3.8

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. -(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

8

Bahrain

.171

0.0

2.582

7.1

1.757

5.7

88.5

3.4

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them -during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. -(Do they look different reversed?)

9

Arabia

.903

0.6

2.249

5.4

.478

0.4

75.4

2.1

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also -applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all -times. (A brick??)

10

HongKong

1.296

1.2

1.259

1.7

1.105

2.3

64.9

1.5

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous -husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any -manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

11

Lebanon

1.683

2.0

2.295

5.6

.69

0.9

74.7

3.0

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the -animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is -punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

12

Maryland

2.741

5.3

-.221

0.1

.446

0.4

85.1

2.7

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with -one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages -are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

13

England

3.338

7.9

1.51

2.4

1.397

3.6

87.1

5.3

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in -tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

14

Head_banging

3.878

10.6

-2.484

6.5

-2.262

9.5

95.7

9.1

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. -(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

15

Columbia

3.968

11.1

-.193

0.0

-.346

0.2

84.4

5.5

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the First time this happens, her mother -must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

16

Bolivia

4.085

11.8

-1.939

4.0

-1.51

4.2

91.4

7.8

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman -and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough -problem that they had to pass this law?)

17

 

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% axis

Y axis = 2

%axis

Z axis = 3

%axis

Sig

%Plot

Description of Constructs

Nmbr

Old_Civilisation

6.146

26.6

1.27

1.7

-1.13

2.4

97.9

14.0

Stages of a Civilisation from one to five

1

Pack'n_Up

3.546

8.9

-4.219

18.8

1.929

6.9

92.6

11.7

Clean out the trash

2

Immigrant_culture

2.27

3.6

3.115

10.3

2.196

9.0

82.3

6.8

3

Atlantis

1.126

0.9

2.027

4.3

-3.001

16.7

92.3

5.0

Advanced civilisation fleeing southwards to Atlantis from the ice age catastrophe

4

Saving_The_Species

1.059

0.8

2.543

6.8

.752

1.0

56.1

2.8

5

Civilizing_Effects

.302

0.1

3.685

14.4

3.044

17.2

90.3

7.9

6

Precursor_to_Government

-.404

0.1

3.903

16.1

2.621

12.8

86.0

7.7

7

Ingrid

-.711

0.4

-2.332

5.8

3.257

19.7

89.9

5.7

The Present work on Ingridx

8

Muriwai

-3.274

7.6

1.706

3.1

-2.319

10.0

87.3

6.5

Muriwai

9

cannibalism

-3.319

7.8

-1.038

1.1

-.297

0.2

78.0

4.2

cannibalism

10

Expansive_Population_Growth

-4.065

11.6

3.676

14.3

-.185

0.1

92.8

10.4

Big Bang Peopling

11

Young_Civilisation

-4.475

14.1

-.629

0.4

.477

0.4

93.0

7.1

12

Ground_Zero

-4.996

17.6

-1.64

2.8

1.409

3.7

97.7

10.2

Ground Zero

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